Legend and the Teen niche was what The WhackMan got to enjoy today, albeit with conflicted feelings, in the form of Teen Land 7.
Cytherea and her wicked sexy bod is up first. Some dumb fuck comes in and is lucky enough to have sex with her, but doesn't manage to make her squirt, which of course is what she's know 'round the world for. The only thing this scene has goin' for it is its star. The WhackMan can, and has, blown 3 loads just to stills of Ms. Cytherea.
Alright Dane-motherfuckin'-Productions, The WhackMan's viewed your University Coeds 1, and The WhackMan has 1 motherfucking question for you: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY MUSIC OVER ALL THE FUCKING' The WhackMan loves to hear the sounds the hot young porn starlets make while taking the cock, but your “porno” robbed The WhackMan of that sacred experience. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU'!'!
Up first is Alyssa Love and her 21 year old set of fine tits. John West comes in and fucks her but The WhackMan couldn't stay hard because of that stupid fucking music that's being played the whole time. What a goddamn waste!
Maya and Phaedra then get their lesbo lick fest on...
Try a Teen 6 from Legend is an uneven 3-scene (at least in the allaxxxess.com library) fuck flick that doesn't look like it features one teenage piece of ass.
First up is Majella, a flat-chested little cooz with that stupid symbol that Prince use to go by tattooed on the small of her back. That should tell you enough about her already, but if it doesn't then just take a good look at her stupid face when Brandon Iron shoves his massive tool up her box.
Kill for Thrills is a serious fuck-fest with a retarded storyline that made The WhackMan yearn for the Golden Age of late 70's while The WhackMan was yearning The WhackMan's seed all over The WhackMan's shag fucking carpeting.
So Trent Tesoro is a killer on death row but hot Hannah Harper is allowed to interview him for her paper. The guards leave them alone and Trent reaches for a bottle of Chianti then pours it all over her shaved pussy and laps it up.
Teenies Exposed 1 made The WhackMan's cum expose itself all over The WhackMan's fucking living room.
Tight young Kayla Marie and her sweet young pigtails are up first. Lee The Porn Pro Stone fucks her young throat with his monster shaft then has her suck it for what seems like a fucking day and a half. Then he sticks it in her, making Kayla squirm and squeal all over the futon like a stuck pig.
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