Today The WhackMan is dealing with Black Dicks Latin Chicks, a so-so porn flick from Visual Images with a couple moments of good solid fucking.
First let The WhackMan apologize for not having the Latin Chicks' names straight. If you'll take careful look at the box cover you'll notice that they're all brunettes there, but 3 of 'em in their scenes are blond.
Director Anthony Spinelli and Rain Productions today have brought The WhackMan the severely disappointing Double D Dolls.
Blond Pamela Peaks and her clown whore painted face is up first. For some stupid fucking reason Mr. Spinelli thinks that interviewing the tramps in his lineup today for nearly a third of their scene's running time is interesting.
Ah what a motherfuckin' piece of goddamn shit This Cunt's for Youis. Visual Images really spilled the ball sauce on this bush league production. The entire movie is littered with pointless jump cuts, a horrendously bad and loud sound track, and at times they even go into some stupid slow motion shots, which only served to piss The WhackMan off. They'll piss you off to if you waste your time with this bullshit sorry fucking excuse for a porno movie. Motherfuck!
Summer Storm gets piped first by John Strong. After a shitty attempt at story (even by porn standards) with this stupid-ass devil running all over the place, their dull fucking is only saved by some nice anal, which at times does feature some good rhythm.
Lesbians, Lesbians, Lesbians' They make the fucking world go 'round, as far as The WhackMan's concerned. But the makers of Girls School 3need to take porn making 101 over again.
All the scenes start off with lots of stupid questions. Far too many that the girls can't answer and only cut in on their hot lesbo action. First up is a pair of sweet young lezes who go to town on each others boxes. Both these chicks have sweet racks and kick ass fucking porn starlet bodies, but The WhackMan couldn't really get into this scene 'cause of the stupid fucking music that's being played over the whole fucking scene.
From Dane Productions, Virgin Stories 19 ain’t too shabby, as far as The WhackMan’s concerned.
First up is Ashley Blue and her sweet small tits and luscious young body. She starts things off by jamming her whole fucking hand up her tight snatch, then it’s Mr. Marcus’ turn. He takes his black pole and fucks her pretty little face with it, and after making her wail for a little bit it’s ass time. Ashley loves his big black dick in her ass, so much so that she licks it clean. Lovely, thought The WhackMan to himself.
Layla Jade’s up next, and this skinny flat chested bitch treated The WhackMan to a nice cleansing shower, her body glistening and beautifully seen despite the panties and shirt she was wearing.