The WhackMan doesn't know a mother-fuckin' soul who doesn't wanna ‘Try a Teen’, and number 13 in its series is nothing to write your old frat brothers about, but it damn sure has a couple solid moments and it'll let you shoot a few decent loads.
First up is Mark Wood and his big ol' white cock. He slays the fuck outta skinny Keegan Sky so damn good that her slow, steady, rhythmic moaning just might be enough to get the precum leakin' outta your dick. It was leakin' outta The WhackMan's.
This hardcore entry from Filmco leaves a shit-ton to be desired. The WhackMan and his girls from the neighborhood could make a better porn flick, and have.
First we get to meet Ms. Heidi Rain, a slender bleach blond who is literally smoking. She wastes no time telling you that she likes her pussy to taste like a cigarette, then quickly introduces you to some blond cow of girl doing a shitty striptease. This bitch is smoking too, and the only cool thing about seeing this unattractive mess of a woman gettin' her freak on is when she blows smoke on her dude's dick. And this fuck can't even stay hard (The WhackMan doesn't blame him) despite the fact that he was wearing a silver cock ring. Scene 1 was an utter waste of The WhackMan's time.
From Acid Rain and directed by Bobby Damone, Bang Itis a pretty cool piece of hardcore porn that doesn't fuck around or waste your time.
First up is the sexy sweet combo of Lucy Lee & Haley Paige. Both girls get their suck some cock on then move right into the hard stuff. After ass-fucking Haley, the dude gets his dick licked clean by Lucy. That's Ass-To-Mouth for all you novices out there, then while getting fucked Haley licks all up in Lucy's tight box. Asses and titties get smacked and spit on, and soon the anal toys get inserted, both girls eventually licking them clean. Lucy at one point even shouts out, 'How's that fuckin' ass taste'!' Pure filth. Pure brilliance.
Ah The WhackMan loves that goddamn Teen niche' Director Rocco Sands teams up with Demolition Video to bring us a nearly flawless 3-scene flick entitled Bangin' The Girl Next Door.
First up is hot blond 19 year old Fallon Sommers and her tight motherfuckin' body. Lee Stone face fucks the shit out of her then quickly goes balls deep in her tight little box, showing this sweet piece of ass what it's like to get fucked by a serious porn professional.
When The WhackMan saw Mature Women with Younger Girls 9in his queue, The WhackMan went soft. And The WhackMan went even softer when he saw the flick's box cover. That's really old Ami Charms prominently displayed there, and she is really old.
Now The WhackMan is a professional, but The WhackMan just kind of has a natural aversion to older women, which The WhackMan wouldn't have if their faces didn't look like worn catchers mitts. That being said, scene 1 starts off none too bad with young Trinity Post gettin' all commanded upon by older Jillian Foxxx. Their licking and sucking's not half bad, and soon Jillian is yelling at Trinity, 'Lick my pussy till your tongue gets sore, I don't care!' Decent shit.