This hardcore entry from Filmco leaves a shit-ton to be desired. The WhackMan and his girls from the neighborhood could make a better porn flick, and have.

First we get to meet Ms. Heidi Rain, a slender bleach blond who is literally smoking. She wastes no time telling you that she likes her pussy to taste like a cigarette, then quickly introduces you to some blond cow of girl doing a shitty striptease. This bitch is smoking too, and the only cool thing about seeing this unattractive mess of a woman gettin' her freak on is when she blows smoke on her dude's dick. And this fuck can't even stay hard (The WhackMan doesn't blame him) despite the fact that he was wearing a silver cock ring. Scene 1 was an utter waste of The WhackMan's time.

Pamela Peaks and her huge whore bag tits are up next. She is of course smoking, and this soon to be fully train-wrecked porn veteran needs to start making some serious life decisions. She spends nearly the entire scene with either her cigarette or John West's dick in her mouth. The titty fucking is awesome and her shaved pussy looks nice and tight, but in the end her homeboy did - The WhackMan thinks - orgasm, the only problem was nothing came out of his cock. Scene 2 wasted more of The WhackMan's time.

Scene 3 features Kate Frost, a serious piece of porn star ass who knows how to grind all up on a cock. This chick would surely take home the gold if they ever have a Hand Job Olympics, and she can take a cumshot right in her face with the best of'em.

Scene 4 star Michele Raven needs to get that aging ass of hers into a gym. All she's really good for is some serious face fucking, which is nice, but that whole smoking a cigar with her pussy shit is pure poetry. You can literally see the stogie flame up and the smoke coming out of her cunt. In The WhackMan’s book that’s pure talent.

And the last waste of The WhackMan's time was Ms. Heidi Rain. As she stroked and played with her black haired pussy and purple vibrator, The WhackMan wondered to himself: Is there a whiter bitch fucking on film today' Probably not. She phones the whole scene in and if you look and listen carefully when she's moaning you get a great look at a shitty dub job.

The WhackMan could only blow 1 fucking load to this Smoking Hot piece of shit. Fuck you Filmco!