Director Anthony Spinelli and Rain Productions today have brought The WhackMan the severely disappointing Double D Dolls.

Blond Pamela Peaks and her clown whore painted face is up first. For some stupid fucking reason Mr. Spinelli thinks that interviewing the tramps in his lineup today for nearly a third of their scene's running time is interesting. It isn't. The only thing that makes these girls fascinating is their fucking, and every word uttered out of their mouths takes away from their screw time, and The WhackMan's whack time. Finally Pamela unleashes her massive tits, Nick Manning being the boy who takes it to her. Pamela has fake hair, fake lips, fake eyebrows, and fake tits, and the coolest thing about this dull scene is when Nick bangs her with four fingers. What a goddamn fucking waste of The WhackMan's time!

Triple G breasted Xxxena and Mr. Manning then finish things up. They have boring sex by the pool, bookending brilliantly Sharon Marie's at times breathtaking lesbo lick fest with subpar fake-titted-trash-porn-whores who'd probably look a whole lot better if they'd never got their ridiculous looking implants. The WhackMan was aghast.

Now Sharon Marie on the other hand has a great set of natural breasts that made The WhackMan yearn real bad to suck on some teat. She's a looker, and her hot dyke session with LaTia Lopez in the Jacuzzi ain't half bad. It's muff diving heaven, and each of these women eventually vibrate all good and shit the others pussy. Sweet sweet sweet'

The WhackMan was only able to blow three loads to Double D Dolls, two of which belong to Sharon Marie. The WhackMan would love to meet her, and is going to try to do so.