Produced by Visual Images and directed by Rob Spallone (The WhackMan has always felt that was the most perfect fucking name for a porn director), MILF Fever is a sub-par piece of filth that's gonna fuckup your head if you're already not just seriously into watching any older broad gettin' nailed.

Burke starts things off by fucking Barbi, an older slut whose body has held up so well that it makes you sad when you get a good look at her face. Her pretty blond hair's all done up like a little girls with bangs and barrettes, but she's so fucking old and fugly that she looks like a man. Seriously! And that goddamn deep, grandma sounding 1950's voice fucked The WhackMan's shit up real good' Real Good.

But The WhackMan was able to bounce back a little with Eddie Charisma and Vanessa Videl. TheWhackMan loves him the wild brunettes, and Vanessa didn't waste no time establishing her craziness and whippin' out those firm globes of hers. She sucks dick like they're about to make fellatio illegal and the bitch even likes to lick ass. She's a dirty ass-licker and such a fucked-up-in-the-head-older-slut that you can't help but like her. And listen real close when 'Mr. Charisma' blows his load. Tell The WhackMan that's not the most ridiculous grunting you've ever heard some porn dude make while spilling his Johnny Sauce.

Scene three - or the Train Wreck as The WhackMan'll always call it - is where we hit the fucking wall. If you like skinny weird looking Latin dudes screwing old and out of shape white ladies then my friend, get ready to enjoy. The WhackMan could get himself off faster watching a nun knit him a sweater than he could with this sick twisted shit. The WhackMan will be having nightmares of Viktor's tiny thighs and Xxxena's corrugated asshole for at least a week.

MILF Fever's final scene gave The WhackMan a little surprise. Only after checking the cast list did The WhackMan learn that the lady gettin' pounded was once again Vanessa Videl. She didn't have the heavy blue eye makeup and stupid hair style of her previous scene, and since The WhackMan was still trying to compose himself after the Train Wreck the woman just looked like some other porn slut. Filty Felo slams her every way he can, but it was Vanessa's moanin' and groanin' that got The WhackMan off good and proper. Don't be surprised if this crazy bitch robs a bank one day.

Ms. Videl made The WhackMan blow his load twice, but the Train Wreck scene was like a negative load sucked back in, bringing net loads blown for MILF Fever to 1.