To-fucking-day Totally Tasteless Video has bestowed upon The WhackMan Muff Mania 8, a god-awful piece of fucking shit that for a few minutes during the first half of scene 2 made The WhackMan seriously consider another line of work.

Young lost looking Marci Mark and her hairy throwback to the 70's bush is up first. Kyle Phillips finds Marci in the bathroom about to shave off her thatch, but convinces her to shave another day. She sucks his cock like you'd expect an inexperienced bitch to do, then they get it on all boring like for what seems like forever. Kyle even blows his first load on his stomach like a dumb fuck, forcing Marci to have to lick his semen off his fat hairy chest. What the fuck is this bullshit?

Scene 2 is a cluster-fuck-of-a monument to everything fucking on film shouldn't be. 'Sky Ryder' is a tubby fugly bitch, and her red pubic mane looks like it's fucking alive! After combing it with a pink brush, this aging fat dude plugs the sow till his sad cum dribbles out of his dick onto her aforementioned bush. Scene 2 is brutal and cruel. The WhackMan felt as if someone's taking advantage of The WhackMan for having The WhackMan watch this mess.

And bringing this sad shit to an end is Skylar Paige. Skylar's a trooper, and pulls out her black bush to help two truck drivin' lookin' motherfuckers overcome their inability to perform for their girlfriends because they recently shaved their pussies and now these two homely fucks can't get hard because they need bush and their women don't have any. Skylar deep throats, sucks 'em both off at the same time, then gets fucked like a fucking aging porn slut should. Enthusiasm counts for a lot in The WhackMan's book.

Muff Mania 8 goes against everything The WhackMan stands for, but The WhackMan is such a professional that The WhackMan was still able to rub 2 loads out to it, despite how disturbing it was.