Legend and the Teen niche was what The WhackMan got to enjoy today, albeit with conflicted feelings, in the form of Teen Land 7.

Cytherea and her wicked sexy bod is up first. Some dumb fuck comes in and is lucky enough to have sex with her, but doesn't manage to make her squirt, which of course is what she's know 'round the world for. The only thing this scene has goin' for it is its star. The WhackMan can, and has, blown 3 loads just to stills of Ms. Cytherea.

Scene 2 starts off with Pussyman sticking his tongue up Cailey Taylor's gorgeous ass, then Kyle Stone and Brain Surewood take it to Arianna Jollee. This bitch is hot and ripped, and so badass that she eventually lets these fucks DP her. U da bomb, Arianna.

Up 3^rd is Cherry Poppens and her fat firm titties. She sucks good, gets face fucked good, but Scott Lyons finishes up by blowing on said face. They don't have sex, and Cherry doesn't even get her clothes off. The WhackMan got so pissed here that The WhackMan was forced to take the rest of the day off on general principle. That is how high The WhackMan's standards are.

4^th is Cailey Taylor, the smokin' hot Fallon Summers, and luck Billy Glide. They get their hot threesome action on all over the place and it ain't that good, but these two cunts are so fine that The WhackMan could blow a couple loads no matter how underutilized they are.

Last up is the notorious Lee Stone and cutie-pie/slut Alex Rox. Lee delivers a solid whackable scene like he always does. He's as consummate a professional as The WhackMan.

The WhackMan's a bit torn over Teen Land 7. On the one hand The WhackMan blew 7 solid loads to it, but on the other The WhackMan can't stand when hot pieces of young ass aren't thoroughly screwed to their utmost. The WhackMan has no use for mediocrity.