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Friday, 02 February 2007

The WhackMan doesn't know a mother-fuckin' soul who doesn't wanna ‘Try a Teen’, and number 13 in its series is nothing to write your old frat brothers about, but it damn sure has a couple solid moments and it'll let you shoot a few decent loads.

 

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First up is Mark Wood and his big ol' white cock. He slays the fuck outta skinny Keegan Sky so damn good that her slow, steady, rhythmic moaning just might be enough to get the precum leakin' outta your dick. It was leakin' outta The WhackMan's.

Next this big white, old and hairy son-of-a-bitch violates this unattractive little Latin slut named Dia. This fucking scene couldn't even give The WhackMan a semi, and had The WhackMan not been paid to watch it he wouldn't have.

Now the third scene was a little hard for The WhackMan to appreciate, no pun intended. Vanessa Rubec and boyfriend Jack Johnson stopped by Mark Wood's pad to do some fucking, the plotline saying some bullshit about them wanting to get off with Mark. The WhackMan's really hoping this was just your same old half-assed porn set up, 'cause while Mark fucked the living shit outta this dark skinned slut twenty ways from Sunday, her 'boyfriend' who was supposed to be in on the action couldn't even keep himself hard.

Next up was blond Sugar Kaine, and although The WhackMan loves him those yellow haired angels, this girl needs to get her ass into a gym unless she's trying to wend her way into the Chubby niche of the industry.

Try a Teen 13 then finishes up with hung brotha Darren James trying to shove every inch of his soul pole up tiny Aimee Tyler's itty-bitty butthole. If you can take hearing her animalistic moaning then this one's for you.

Now The WhackMan is a professional, so he could blow a load to every one of these scenes if put to the test, but before you drop some cash or waste some time with this title keep in mind that there's plenty of porn out there, and although a couple of these girls do have that young look to 'em, if even one of them is under twenty-five The WhackMan will never jerk off to another porn movie again.

 

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Last Updated ( Saturday, 10 February 2007 )
 
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