They were due to open in less than thirty days and still they were several chorus boys short of a full ensemble!!! Dick Logan, the director of the musical, sat with his assistant and said grimly, “Ross, what are we gonna do, we need at least two more men, where are we gonna find them!?!” “Well, why don’t you ask Mr. Mills if we can just relax the standards on cock size a little bit,” Ross asked hopefully, “I mean does it really make any difference that one cock is a little bigger or smaller that the one next to it!?!” 

“Ross, what do you take me for,” Dick replied tiredly, “don’t you think I’ve already tried that more than once, in fact yesterday I was begging him to let me use a perfectly fine dancer but since his cock was “only” seven inches long he adamantly refused to even consider him!!!” “Well,” Ross replied, “we’ve got three more auditions coming in at three this afternoon, I’d say we better say a prayer and cross out fingers!!!”

At precisely three o’clock the first young man walked onto the stage, and after doing a series of warm up pirouettes, informed Dick and Ross that he was ready to go!!! Both Dick and Ross looked at one another, and after shrugging their shoulders Dick offered, “What’s your first name, young man!?!” “Uh, Hunt,” he replied a little nervously!!! “Well, Hunt, would you please hop down here for a moment,” Dick replied, “there’s something we might as well get out of the way first!!!” The slightly confused young man hopped down off the stage, and after wiping off his face with a towel asked softly, “Yeah, what is it you want to know!?!” “I think you must have heard what our show is about,” asked Ross, “or you wouldn’t have signed up for the audition, am I right!?!” Hunt slowly nodded his head in the affirmative as Ross continued on, “Well, I know this may not seem fair, but our producer insists that all of our chorus boys have eight inch long erections with a minimum diameter of one and a half inches wide!!!” Hunt stood there impassively while Ross explained the situation, and when he was finished he added, “So, as you can see, even if you’re the greatest dancer in the world if you don’t measure up, you don’t get the job, and one other thing, you will be erect for the entire time you’re on stage so you must have an incredible degree of control over your organ!!!”

The three men stood their for a moment with no one making a sound until Hunt offered, “So I guess that means you want to see my cock before we go any further!?!” Grateful that he had gotten his point across, Ross replied quickly, “That is exactly what we must do, so if you will, please drop your tights so we can see what you’ve got!!!” Now showing no nervousness at all, Hunt shoved his tights and bikini shorts down to his thighs, and while the two older men gasped, a rapidly thickening erection popped directly into view!!! “So far so good,” Dick said quietly as Hunt’s pecker finally stood at its full dimensions, “if you don’t mind, I have to measure it to be absolutely sure!!!” Hunt merely nodded his head as Dick’s shaking hands stretched the tape measure along the top of his cock from the tip to his flat belly!!! “Eight and a quarter,” Dick said triumphantly, “and now for the diameter, all right, a solid inch and three quarters, now I hope to god that you can dance!!!” All three of them chuckled at his little remark, and after hopping back up on the stage, Hunt proceeded to wow them with some of the best moves any of them had seen in years!!! Both Ross and Dick just smiled while they said almost in unison, “Son, you’re hired!!!”