I am the most brilliant man alive! Two teenage friends are letting me do any damn thing I want to 'em in what's looking like it's gonna be an ongoing ménage à trios free-for-all-fuck-fest featuring me as the star.

The first time this glorious shit went down was in the middle of the week. And just last Saturday night we did it again. Me, the 18 year old, and the 18 year olds friend. I'm in fucking teenage lesbian heaven here. My whole outlook on life has changed.

So holy mother-fuckin' shit you're not gonna believe what I got myself into it was the greatest moment of my mother-fucking life!!! Okay, I was all planned on rolling the dice and trying to get the 18 year olds friend to have sex with me. She wants me, I can just tell, so I said what the fuck. But it turns out these two girls are closer than I thought. They've been friends since junior high (which means like four or five years, 'cause they're both barely 18) and as I recently learned they like to mess around together. Not often or anything, but they've gotten each other off something like 20 times over the years.

And they tell me this glorious shit because the 18 year old has been telling her friend for the past few months how good I fuck. Having not had a boyfriend for awhile, the friend didn't want to hear about it anymore and they got into an argument. The friend said she was really attracted to me and that if they were really friends they could share me from time to time and it should just be cool. They argued a little more and finally the 18 year old gave in. Last night they came over and told me all that they talked about. The 18 year old said she wanted me to fuck her friend, but not without her involved.