I got home from work last night and basically just spent the night in. The 18 year old had to work then had to study for a Friday morning exam, which I couldn't help but laugh at when she told me. I sure as shit don't miss a motherfuckin' thing about college' I cooked myself a decent meal and did a load of laundry, then after watching My Name is Earl and The Office I stepped out and hit the gym.
I was on the elliptical trainer ' which is the only thing I use at the gym ' when I caught this woman checking me out. She couldn't have been more than 3 or 4 years older than me. A good looking white chick in good shape with a nice set of tits. I returned her smile but didn't really give her another thought. She's way too old for me.
Maybe if this would've been a year ago ' and I wasn't involved with my ex at the time ' I might have started up a conversation.
Only badass dudes like this cartoon fuck can get away with stuff like this. If you’re the shit like he is then you’ll be able to get yourself off to all TrashyToons.com has to offer. What the fuck are you waiting for?!?!
3. Do I see myself getting back into a real adult relationship anytime soon?
These three questions have been on my mind since I got back to my apartment Sunday afternoon. First I showered then ate lunch and wound up just laying on my couch for an hour, thinking about all kinds of shit like this. Then I drifted off and took what ended up being a 2 hour nap. I awoke to my cell phone ringing and of course, it was the 18 year old. Since her parents weren't gonna be getting back home till sometime Monday afternoon she wanted me to cum fuck her again in her bed. She said that really got her off, and made her cum real hard. She loved having some sexy older guy drilling her on the bed she sleeps in every night. She's turning into a dick feen, and I'm the reason why.
I'm old enough to where I shouldn't get a kick out of stuff like this, but honestly it is an ego boost. This girl is hot, young, and addicted to my dick. I fucking love it.
I talked to the 18 year old last night and got some great motherfuckin' news. All week she'd been planning on me meeting her parents for dinner this Sunday night. I was of course agreeing and saying that I'd be there and shit, but quietly I was falling to fucking pieces. I don't care what you guys think, oh my brothers, I'm terrified of sitting down to dinner with these people. This shit can go either way' Maybe they'll be cool and hip about the whole thing, or like I said the other day, maybe her dad might stab me with a fucking fork.
The plan had been to meet them this Sunday, but yesterday something came up with her father's work ' he's in real estate, some type of broker for industrial properties ' which will require him to be in San Diego for the weekend.
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