So the 18 year old called and sent me text messages all day yesterday. She is a gushy mess, and I need to get a handle on this shit before it gets out of hand. Now here's where being older is gonna play to my serious fucking advantage. In all my life there have only really been 2 girls that I've seriously pursued. I'm less than a month away from turning 30. 2 girls in all those years that I told myself I had to have and chased them like every girl wants to be chased. This my friends, is more often than not a grievous fucking error. If a girl is in to you and is gonna give you some she will make it known, and oh so damn clear. Laughing at your stupid jokes, feigning interest in your interests, and basically giving you the signals and go-ahead to ask them out with every word they speak to you. This couldn't be easier to see.

Now there's totally something to be said for winning a girl over and fighting for her affections. They love that shit, but if you try too hard they'll probably give you just enough attention to keep you boosting their frail egos, but if you're not hitting that shit than you're nothing more than one of their bullpen guys. If you do win them over and start dating them then bra-fucking-vo, you've done something most guys just can't. All the situations are different, but not by much. If you're too much into a girl it's gonna scare her off. Chicks like assholes and being treated like shit. It's a fact of life, and most women won't ever realize just how bad they're screwing themselves by letting guys like this fuck them.

My theory with the 18 year old that I'm about to test out is this: be all sweet and shit when it matters and counts while still balancing that behavior out with the same old underlying assholeness. Yeah we're 'together' and yeah I just gave her a Valentine's Day to remember, but none of that shit is gonna deter me from trying to fire up some more threesomes with her and her hottie friend, or trying to slay said hottie friend's MILF of a mom. So much goddamn work girls are' Don't you just wish that you could create your own ass like the sick fucks over at TrashyToons.com. Where the fuck do you meet a girl like this is what I want to fucking know!